From the mouths of babes


just a lovely little ongoing collection of the random and profound things my friends have said throughout college

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insert this in your mouth and suck it.

happy hour! under 21 style ;)

The Nutty Professor(grande size)

Coffee Base

1 scoop vanilla bean powder

1 pump hazelnut 

1 pump cinnamon dolce

1 pump toffee nut

1 espresso shot

The Cutie Pie (grande size)

1/2 the normal White Mocha Base

1/2 pump carmel syrup

1 scoop java chips

Carmel drizzel in the cup

Whip Cream is you so wish

Something From See’s

White Mocha Base

1 Pump Raspberry

1 Pump Carmel

Nonfat Milk

*could add 1 shot espresso

Green Monster

Mocha Base

1 scoop Matcha Powder

1 scoop Java Chips

*Tastes super healthy

Sassy White Girl

White Mocha Base 

1(2) pump Raspberry

1/2 pump Peppermint

*Half & Half sub

The Horny Monkey

Creme Base

1 Banana

2 pumps Carmel

1 scoop vanilla bean powder

1 scoop java chips

1 espresso shot

Banana Split

Chocolate Cream Base

1 banana

1 pump Strawberry Fruit Sauce

1 scoop Vanilla Bean Powder

1 scoop Java Chips

Whipped Cream

Nut Up

Coffee Base

1 pump Raspberry

1 pump Hazelnut

1 pump Toffee Nut

Extra Nutmeg Powder Blended in the Cup

1 shot espresso

Christmas Joy

Chai Base

1 pump Raspberry

1 scoop Vanilla powder

1 shot espresso

Raspberry Dream 

Vanilla Creme Base

2 pumps Raspberry

1 scoop Java Chips

1 shot espresso

Soy

The Semi Crazy

Carmel Base

Chocolate powder blended in the cup

Heavy Whipping Cream 

Java Chips

Carmel Drizzle

Some Candy Bar

Carmel Base(1/2 normal)

2 pumps Mocha

1 pump Coconut

Carmel Drizzle in cup

Mocha Drizzle in cup

soak up the sun

even the sun is jealous of how bright you shine

grab an umbrella

dont piss on my parade because i will shit on yours. 

fortune cookie language

there is a silver lining to every cloud

whats her bucket

if this could be put into a cereal, i would eat it breakfast, lunch AND dinner